weneedweeding:

Too adorable to weed.

HA!

weneedweeding:

Too adorable to weed.

HA!

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rookiemag:

hazelcills:

Holzer 4-ever

Hard co-sign.

X ARS

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Toothless anxious girl looking for a job?

That thing when you have really bad anxiety because of the combination of your seasonal affective disorder and generalized anxiety disorder, but you go to work anyways because there is a lot to do.

And you feel weird all day,like your skin is crawling, and you’re buzzing, but you feel even weirder about going to your boss and asking if you can go home because you feel “weird’ so you don’t.

And so you take the next day off from work for a literal “mental health day”, but then while eating your lunch (homemade veggie enchiladas), you check after every bite that your temporary tooth implant is still in there- because that fucker has stay in there until October 10. Then after one bite, it’s not…there. And you realize that yes, you’ve swallowed your temporary fake tooth.

So you have to email your boss (and his boss), and be all, “yeah, wasn’t feeling good today, so I took the day off, but I just accidentally swallowed my fake tooth, so I will be in tomorrow, but I have to go to the dentist in the early morning so she can make me a new fake tooth or tell me I can go without a tooth until October 10th.”

So I’m literally a toothless crazy person. I emailed back my immediate supervisor who is both sympathetic and down with my references, and I told him I felt like a Maria Bamford comedy piece.  

My Mom once asked me why (me and my grandmother, both) I mispronounce words sometimes, I answered with “well, I think it’s because [we] read a lot, so I’ve read it but not heard it” It was kinda insulting, Mom.

My Mom once asked me why (me and my grandmother, both) I mispronounce words sometimes, I answered with “well, I think it’s because [we] read a lot, so I’ve read it but not heard it” It was kinda insulting, Mom.

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Applied for a job at NYU Libraries. Terrified of living in New York City, but you gotta do shit you’re afraid of right?

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shihlun:

In praise of Kate Bush by David Shrigley

shihlun:

In praise of Kate Bush by David Shrigley

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kimithegreat:

SOMEONE BUY THIS HOUSE WITH ME AND LET’S LIVE THERE AND BE 2 SPOOKY.

New England is lousy (read: full of) creepy places. We could gets tons of money and then each have a wing in a creepy house outside of Boston. Lol.

kimithegreat:

SOMEONE BUY THIS HOUSE WITH ME AND LET’S LIVE THERE AND BE 2 SPOOKY.

New England is lousy (read: full of) creepy places. We could gets tons of money and then each have a wing in a creepy house outside of Boston. Lol.

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People shouldn’t have to appear always, you know, stable and content, because people aren’t always stable and content. And it makes it harder, and it makes us as a majority more unstable and more discontented because we don’t have the freedom to express all of these darker sides of our emotions. Because we’re supposed to keep everything very, you know, friendly and polite and appropriate all the time. And I think that every emotion is appropriate whenever it arises.
— Fiona Apple (via 9livesofkat)

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